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It’s human nature — if you hear something disturbing over and over, it eventually wears off. Maybe I can help bring some good ol’ fashioned indignation back to the US. You see, one of my favorite observations regarding Bin Laden is that you could take one of his speeches, sign Michael Moore (or any other leftist tool) at the bottom, and you’d never know the difference.

Case in point: the new Bin Laden video calls former Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld the “most violent murderer” of the Iraq war. Gee, where have I heard that before? Maybe in every Digg and Reddit comment pertaining to the Iraq war. Or maybe it was the anti-war protest in downtown SF where our troops are revealed to be the ‘real’ terrorists.

Also in the new bin Laden video: read Chomsky! That’s right, Osama wants to you read up on some America hatin’ from a fellow American. Why listen to some poor goatf*cker in Afghanistani borderlands tell you to hate America when you can learn from an MIT professor! It isn’t the first time that the Osama book-of-the-month club has recommended a virulently anti-American diatribe from a wackademic.

It’s too bad OBL and his al-Queda buddies can’t vote — that is, it’s too bad for the Democrats.

Remember how the Kos Kids were ranting that the US would strike Iran in only 4 days? Well, it didn’t happen.

I just checked the comments — no one is holding this guy accountable for his moronic prediction. They’re just slamming Bush for doing something that never happened.

Just another day at the “reality-based” community.

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Today, the NFL suspended Michael Vick indefinitely for his role in a dog fighting scheme uncovered earlier this year. Ironically, the NFL did not hand out such severe punishments to Jamal Lewis for dealing drugs, or to Leanard Little for a fatal DUI accident — they both still play in the NFL.

We may conclude that, in the eyes of the NFL, making dogs fight is somehow worse than selling drugs or killing people. Is that messed up or what?

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This is how we can all wipe out global warming:

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting - Sheryl Crow

Somebody tell Cheryl that paper comes from forests grown specifically for creating paper.

global warming, Cheryl Crowe, news, toilet paper, liberals, stupid